THE DAY I CONVINCED PEOPLE I WAS A DOG
Blimey, it’s too hot to finish my article on Russian antisemitism today so let me tell you about the time I convinced some people I was a dog
In my TV show Celebrity Bedlam, this was the one stunt my producer didn’t want me to attempt. They thought it would fail and therefore be a massive waste of money. That was reasonable. But having achieved so many insane things like convincing people they had been cloned, I kept pushing. Eventually my producer agreed to film it as the last stunt of the series if there was any remaining budget.
The idea was that a celebrity would be shown around a dog pound. They would find out about the various dogs hoping to be adopted. In one of the cages would be me disguised as a dog. The celeb would come in and pet me and think I’m real.
Here was the plan to achieve this…